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Human!Foxy X Reader - You Are A Pirate!

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Published: Sep 20, 2014

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Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Yar-Har-Fiddle-dee-dee!
Being a pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!

You groaned in agony. Foxy drives you insane! He's repeating that fricking song over and over again. And according to that smug grin on his face, he's doing it on purpose.
It's not because he likes that song, no, he just want to tease you. He thinks you look quite adorable when you're angry.

We got us a map to lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks and buried deep away.
We'll dig up the box, we know it's full of precious booty.
Burst open the locks, and then we'll say "HOORAY!"

Foxy snickered at the "booty" part. You rolled your eyes. You know that this word has another meaning. Sometimes that fox pirate acts pretty immature.

He turned to you. "Now it's your cue, (Y/N)!"

"Huh? What do you mean by "cue"?" Foxy shaked his head at your ignorance. "To sing, of course! Remember the pink-haired girl?"
Oh, great. You backed away and shouted: "NO. WAY. Forget it! There's no way I'm gonna do that! That's beyond embarrassing!"

Foxy pouted and looks at you with big puppy eyes. "Not even for me?" You blushed and turned your head away. "Y-Yes! N-Not even for you!"

"Aw..." He was a little disappointed but he eventually shrugged it off. "Well, then I'm going to do it myself." You stared at him in shock as he took a deep breath.
Then he started to sing in an extremely high-pitched voice.

Yar-Har-Fiddle-dee-dee!
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

WEIGH ANCHOR!

You facepalmed. At this moment you wished that he never watched "Lazy Town". Especially the pirate episode. Suddenly you remembered something.

"Foxy! Can you pipe down for a while? Or do you want to get scolded by Freddy again?"

Freddy is usually a calm person but he's not very fond of Foxy's weird song. But who can blame him? Everybody would go nuts if they listen to that song for hours.

Foxy gives you an indifferent look and responded with a simple "Nope!".

Yar-Har-Fiddle-dee-dee!
Being a pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!

Arr-Yarr-ahoy and avast!
Dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

You're about to grab the chair behind you and throw it against Foxy's head. "Foxy! Seriously! Can it! Damn, what can I do to make you shut up?!"
Foxy stopped singing and grinned mischievously. He pulled you into his arms and whispered: "You can be my "first mate"..."

You blushed and flicked his forehead. "Don't be stupid!" Foxy laughed. "I know you love me, (Y/N). Be my first mate. You won't regret it." He winked at you.

You feel like a tomato on legs. You huffed out in frustration but you eventually sighed in defeat. "Okay. But promise me: Stop singing that annoying earworm song."

Foxy nuzzled your neck. "I knew you would submit to me. But who wouldn't? I'm a great pirat and an awesome one too!"

You pinched his cheek and growled. "Self-praise stinks. You know that?" Foxy smirks and kissed you lightly. "I'm sure it doesn't bother you that much."

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Great. Now this song is stuck in my head. >_<"

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