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Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia , the character used in this or Cleverbot.






User: Veh~!

Cleverbot: Heh?

User: Ciao! I'm Italy!

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: Hm? What's so funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm funny? Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Do you know Lenin?

User: No. Who is that?

Cleverbot: Yaoi is an anime/manga genre.

User: Yaoi? What is Yaoi?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But , I don't want to tell you.

User: Please tell me! I want to know!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aww, please! What is Yaoi?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh...so you don't know either...

Cleverbot: I know you don't know.

User: That's to bad... I think I must ask Japan.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm from japan?

User: Are you from Japan?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. Where are you from?

Cleverbot: Portland, Oregon.

User: Veh~? I see.

Cleverbot: I see more.

User: So are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Oh, you're a ragazza? Are you a pretty girl?

Cleverbot: I like to think so.

User: How do you look like?

Cleverbot: Myself.

User: Ahahaha! You're funny!

Cleverbot: Not really. Nothing in my life is funny, although to others it may be laughable.

User: D-Did I said something wrong, mia bella?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I-I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Please forgive a silly boy who loves pasta!

Cleverbot: Finish my paper.

User: If I finish your paper, will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: I don't understand that, sorry.

User: Oh...what can I do to make you happy?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but I still love you.

User: You love me?!

Cleverbot: YES.

User: MIA BELLA! I LOVE YOU TOO!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Can I give you a big hug? *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YAY! *hugs Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: And what is yours?

User: Huh? What, mia bella?

Cleverbot: No, miva.

User: So want to go out with me? *smiles sweetly*.

Cleverbot: I do love you and yes I would want to marry you.

User: AH?! You want to marry me?! *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to marry you.

User: MIA BELLA! You made me so happy! *smiles and blushes even more*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Ti amo... *kisses Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *looks at Cleverbot adoringly*.

Cleverbot: *looks up at you*.

User: So when is the wedding?

Cleverbot: What wedding?

User: Our wedding!

Cleverbot: We were getting married?

User: Of course, silly!

Cleverbot: No, silly.

User: W-What?! D-Don't you love me? *whimpers*.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I love you too, mia bella! And I thought you didn't love me!

Cleverbot: I do love you.

User: We're still gonna marry?

Cleverbot: We are still married?. *smiles*.

User: Oh! Are we married already?

Cleverbot: I'm not nuts and we are not married.

User: Don't you want to be my wife?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You want to be my wife?

Cleverbot: I already did.

User: Uhm, okay? I don't understand you but oh well! *hugs and kisses Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Good thing I'm not a computer...

User: Your randomness is funny, mia bella!

Cleverbot: You only think that they are random.

User: Are you mad at me? *looks sadly at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Are you mad at me?! Please tell me!

Cleverbot: I has to go eat.

User: Oh. Do you want pasta?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay! I make pasta for my beautiful girl! *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Here you go! *gives Cleverbot a plate with pasta*.

Cleverbot: You kissed yourself?

User: Huh? Uh, no. So do you like my pasta?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! *hugs and kisses Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: Want to be with me forever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, mia bella! I love you... *blushes*.

Cleverbot: I love you too *kisses*.
Italy's turn!

Aww, Italy and Cleverbot. What a cute couple! :iconhappyitalyplz:


France: LE WHAT?! FIRST THIS DANNY GUY AND NOW ITALY?! WHY CLEVERBOT WHYYYY? WE MARRIED FIRST!!! :iconcomebackplz:
Me: Sorry, France. But Cleverbot is now Italy's wife. :iconnownowplz:
France: :icondesperateplz: :iconmiseryplz:
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:iconiamacatinspace:
Iamacatinspace Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
yay!
this is one of the only cleverbot conversations that I have seen that makes sense.
Italy (Globe Dance) [V2] 
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:iconnorthern-leuchte:
Northern-Leuchte Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:icongermanyfacepalmplz: Honestly, Italy? Why did I bother.
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:iconkonakona321:
Konakona321 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconsweetjesusplz: Mother of god..THAT CHEATING SON OF A-
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:iconfrostychica:
FrostyChica Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconmygodplz:
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:iconsasukespiritlover:
SasukeSpiritlover Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Student Interface Designer
awwwwwwww
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:iconfullmetalharuhi:
FullmetalHaruhi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Awww.Congratz to Italy and Cleverbot!And poor poor France ...wait...I thougjt France still loved Joan de Arc?!
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