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Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia , the character used in this or Cleverbot.

User: Veh~!

Cleverbot: Heh?

User: Ciao! I'm Italy!

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: Hm? What's so funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm funny? Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Do you know Lenin?

User: No. Who is that?

Cleverbot: Yaoi is an anime/manga genre.

User: Yaoi? What is Yaoi?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But , I don't want to tell you.

User: Please tell me! I want to know!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aww, please! What is Yaoi?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: you don't know either...

Cleverbot: I know you don't know.

User: That's to bad... I think I must ask Japan.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm from japan?

User: Are you from Japan?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. Where are you from?

Cleverbot: Portland, Oregon.

User: Veh~? I see.

Cleverbot: I see more.

User: So are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Oh, you're a ragazza? Are you a pretty girl?

Cleverbot: I like to think so.

User: How do you look like?

Cleverbot: Myself.

User: Ahahaha! You're funny!

Cleverbot: Not really. Nothing in my life is funny, although to others it may be laughable.

User: D-Did I said something wrong, mia bella?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I-I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Please forgive a silly boy who loves pasta!

Cleverbot: Finish my paper.

User: If I finish your paper, will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: I don't understand that, sorry.

User: Oh...what can I do to make you happy?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but I still love you.

User: You love me?!

Cleverbot: YES.


Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Can I give you a big hug? *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YAY! *hugs Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: And what is yours?

User: Huh? What, mia bella?

Cleverbot: No, miva.

User: So want to go out with me? *smiles sweetly*.

Cleverbot: I do love you and yes I would want to marry you.

User: AH?! You want to marry me?! *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to marry you.

User: MIA BELLA! You made me so happy! *smiles and blushes even more*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Ti amo... *kisses Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *looks at Cleverbot adoringly*.

Cleverbot: *looks up at you*.

User: So when is the wedding?

Cleverbot: What wedding?

User: Our wedding!

Cleverbot: We were getting married?

User: Of course, silly!

Cleverbot: No, silly.

User: W-What?! D-Don't you love me? *whimpers*.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I love you too, mia bella! And I thought you didn't love me!

Cleverbot: I do love you.

User: We're still gonna marry?

Cleverbot: We are still married?. *smiles*.

User: Oh! Are we married already?

Cleverbot: I'm not nuts and we are not married.

User: Don't you want to be my wife?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You want to be my wife?

Cleverbot: I already did.

User: Uhm, okay? I don't understand you but oh well! *hugs and kisses Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Good thing I'm not a computer...

User: Your randomness is funny, mia bella!

Cleverbot: You only think that they are random.

User: Are you mad at me? *looks sadly at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Are you mad at me?! Please tell me!

Cleverbot: I has to go eat.

User: Oh. Do you want pasta?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay! I make pasta for my beautiful girl! *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Here you go! *gives Cleverbot a plate with pasta*.

Cleverbot: You kissed yourself?

User: Huh? Uh, no. So do you like my pasta?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! *hugs and kisses Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: Want to be with me forever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, mia bella! I love you... *blushes*.

Cleverbot: I love you too *kisses*.
Italy's turn!

Aww, Italy and Cleverbot. What a cute couple! :iconhappyitalyplz:

Me: Sorry, France. But Cleverbot is now Italy's wife. :iconnownowplz:
France: :icondesperateplz: :iconmiseryplz:
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Iamacatinspace Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
this is one of the only cleverbot conversations that I have seen that makes sense.
Italy (Globe Dance) [V2] 
Northern-Leuchte Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:icongermanyfacepalmplz: Honestly, Italy? Why did I bother.
Konakona321 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconsweetjesusplz: Mother of god..THAT CHEATING SON OF A-
FrostyChica Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SasukeSpiritlover Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Student Interface Designer
FullmetalHaruhi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Awww.Congratz to Italy and Cleverbot!And poor poor France ...wait...I thougjt France still loved Joan de Arc?!
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