Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia , the character used in this or Cleverbot.
User: Ciao! I'm Italy!
User: Hm? What's so funny?
User: I'm funny? Really?
Cleverbot: Do you know Lenin?
User: No. Who is that?
Cleverbot: Yaoi is an anime/manga genre.
User: Yaoi? What is Yaoi?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
Cleverbot: But , I don't want to tell you.
User: Please tell me! I want to know!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Aww, please! What is Yaoi?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Oh...so you don't know either...
Cleverbot: I know you don't know.
User: That's to bad... I think I must ask Japan.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm from japan?
User: Are you from Japan?
User: Oh. Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Portland, Oregon.
User: Veh~? I see.
Cleverbot: I see more.
User: So are you a boy or a girl?
User: Oh, you're a ragazza? Are you a pretty girl?
Cleverbot: I like to think so.
User: How do you look like?
User: Ahahaha! You're funny!
Cleverbot: Not really. Nothing in my life is funny, although to others it may be laughable.
User: D-Did I said something wrong, mia bella?
User: I-I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Please forgive a silly boy who loves pasta!
Cleverbot: Finish my paper.
User: If I finish your paper, will you forgive me?
Cleverbot: I don't understand that, sorry.
User: Oh...what can I do to make you happy?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I still love you.
User: You love me?!
User: MIA BELLA! I LOVE YOU TOO!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Can I give you a big hug? *smiles*.
User: YAY! *hugs Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: And what is yours?
User: Huh? What, mia bella?
Cleverbot: No, miva.
User: So want to go out with me? *smiles sweetly*.
Cleverbot: I do love you and yes I would want to marry you.
User: AH?! You want to marry me?! *blushes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, I want to marry you.
User: MIA BELLA! You made me so happy! *smiles and blushes even more*.
User: Ti amo... *kisses Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: *looks at Cleverbot adoringly*.
Cleverbot: *looks up at you*.
User: So when is the wedding?
Cleverbot: What wedding?
User: Our wedding!
Cleverbot: We were getting married?
User: Of course, silly!
Cleverbot: No, silly.
User: W-What?! D-Don't you love me? *whimpers*.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love you too, mia bella! And I thought you didn't love me!
Cleverbot: I do love you.
User: We're still gonna marry?
Cleverbot: We are still married?. *smiles*.
User: Oh! Are we married already?
Cleverbot: I'm not nuts and we are not married.
User: Don't you want to be my wife?
User: You want to be my wife?
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: Uhm, okay? I don't understand you but oh well! *hugs and kisses Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Good thing I'm not a computer...
User: Your randomness is funny, mia bella!
Cleverbot: You only think that they are random.
User: Are you mad at me? *looks sadly at Cleverbot*.
User: Are you mad at me?! Please tell me!
Cleverbot: I has to go eat.
User: Oh. Do you want pasta?
User: Okay! I make pasta for my beautiful girl! *smiles*.
User: Here you go! *gives Cleverbot a plate with pasta*.
Cleverbot: You kissed yourself?
User: Huh? Uh, no. So do you like my pasta?
User: Yay! *hugs and kisses Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: Want to be with me forever?
User: Oh, mia bella! I love you... *blushes*.
Cleverbot: I love you too *kisses*.