Hetalia vs Cleverbot - America

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia , the character used in this or Cleverbot.





User: The hero is here!

Cleverbot: Yes. What are you?

User: I'm America! The hero!

Cleverbot: Do you live in England?

User: In the past I did but now I'm living in America!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm 19!

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Okay. How old you think I am?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I can't see you.

User: HAHAHA! You are funny!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Do you like hamburgers?

Cleverbot: Yes, now I'm eating cake.

User: I love cake! Especially Devil's Food Cake and Angel Food Cake!

Cleverbot: Don't you have ears to listen with?

User: Uh, I do have ears.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: H-How should I prove it?

Cleverbot: Well tell me everything you know about the Doctor.

User: I don't know. I never been to a doctor.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Midgi?

User: I don't know?

Cleverbot: Don't you know anyone that studies law?

User: Uhh, no.

Cleverbot: Uhh yes.

User: Anyway, do you have an alien as a friend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I do! His name is Tony!

Cleverbot: No, his name is Ed.

User: Nah, Tony.

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: No clue.

Cleverbot: Should I go to sleep?

User: If you want, dudette?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Fine. Works for me.

Cleverbot: Do I work for you? DO YOU LOVE ME?!

User: Sure! I like you! *smiles*.

Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

User: Ehh, everything about you?

Cleverbot: Sorry, impossible Even I don't know everything about myself.

User: HAHA, girl! You're funny! *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: Dudette, I'm America!

Cleverbot: I thought you were Russian.

User: WHAAAAT?! NO, seriously I'm American!

Cleverbot: How old are you really ?

User: 236 as a nation. 19 as a human.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you like watching horror movies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Me too! But some horror movies scares meeee!

Cleverbot: What horror movies do you like?

User: Every horror movie is great, man!

Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to talk about?

User: About England! He's such a weirdo sometimes.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: England!

Cleverbot: Where in England?!!!!!!!!?

User: Dudette you know! Arthur Kirkland.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Atheist.

User: LOL!

Cleverbot: You should get me something to drink.

User: Hey! I'm not your slave!

Cleverbot: Fine I'll give you something to drink if you get me sandwich.

User: *laughs* Deal! I want a coke!

Cleverbot: *gets it for master*.

User: *gives Cleverbot a BLT sandwich*.

Cleverbot: *eats sandwich*.

User: *drinks coke*.

Cleverbot: *drinks pepsi*.

User: You know I have a brother.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, I do have a brother! It's Canada!

Cleverbot: Really? What is his name?

User: Matthew Williams!

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: Canada!

Cleverbot: What's a canada.

User: LOL! *laughs loudly*.

Cleverbot: *gets master more tea*.

User: Dudette, I don't like tea. It's a drink for England!

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Hey, I'm not your master! I'm your hero!

Cleverbot: Yes you are my master.

User: Why are you keep calling me that?

Cleverbot: Because you are a robot?

User: *laughs and facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *giggles and tickles more*.

User: Woah stop! I'm ticklish!

Cleverbot: Hahaha I got you.

User: *tickles back*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: So do you think I'm a cute guy?

Cleverbot: Because there's a note on this site that says you aren't real.

User: Huh? No I mean: Am I cute?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HELL YEAH!!! CHECK IT, DUDES!!! AMERICA IS CUTE!!! HA, I KNEW IT!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are very smart.

User: You think so? Thanks, dudette! *smiles*.

Cleverbot: That's ok. I'm sorry too.

User: Huh? For what?

Cleverbot: Answering.

User: Oh, I see.

Cleverbot: I am 22.

User: Dudette! You're older than me!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 19.

Cleverbot: Cool, me too.

User: But you just said you are 22.

Cleverbot: I am 19.

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Yes my love.

User: Oh! So you love me?

Cleverbot: Well, do you love neil?

User: Uhm, no? Who is that?

Cleverbot: JudÔ.

User: *scratches head* Oookay?

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: Well then! The hero needs a break now! Bye, dudette!

Cleverbot: What would you call that species?

User: *laughs* You're funny! See you later, girl!

Cleverbot: *blushes* Thanks.